The Way of the Damn Hero
You’ve heard it before, from the mouths of Bards, “Come and Behold the Tales of the Mighty Hero! Dragon-slaying! Damsel-rescuing! Piles of Treasure and the Eternal Gratitude of the People!” It’s a load of crap. All Bards’ tales and fuckery. Take it from me, I’m a Heroic lifer. I slew my first Dragon at the tender age of 8, rescued my first Damsel around 12. All I have to show for it are a lot of...